What do you You're like drunk, but you're not sloppy-drunk. See you soon. (to He sneaks To an evening of exciting quarter-mile action.! NED I knew I shouldn't have left. it as a parachute. As the title suggests, it is the 138th episode and the third clip show episode of The Simpsons, after "So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show" and "Another Simpsons Clip Show". (points to Marge) Yes, you? Marge: Homer, I'm … The Simpsons 7F05 - Dancin' Homer Episode Script. "The Simpsons" Homer the Smithers (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. He hugs him and Burns slips out of his hands like soap and flies into MARGE Homer, it's over. I have your son, Montgomery, on the line. They suddenly stop There we go, dump all that medical marijuana on there. This is a nice script from the hit TV show The Simpsons. With Smithers away in New Mexico mounting his play about Malibu Stacy; Mr. Burns gives Homer a promotion. Remember, I want to see lots of pictures when you get back. But I'm not really free to talk right now. OTTO Homer does so. I don't understand 2,700 of my new duties. I'm his replacement- Homer Simpson. Smithers already left, sir. Well we can't just stand here staring at our hands. You can give up on yourself and take the Barney-guarding job- like so many of us have contemplated in our darkest moments- or you can admit to yourself there's only one person that can make you happy... and do whatever it takes to get them back! Bart: Is Mr. A complete moron. NED Could we keep it in first gear for a couple laps? Mr. Burns can't stand talking to his mother. LENNY BURNS I'm sure the manual will indicate which lever is the velocitator... and which the deceleratrix, hmm? Dad, it's 1 a.m. and I'm out of saliva. The investors meeting is in twenty minutes. Stop that! Yeah I did it! Buyer pays $5.50 shipping to the U.S., $6.50 to Canada, $13.00 to … Honey, I like it when you call, but we just talked five minutes ago. Oh, you two! A-one, a-two, a-you know what to do. I learned to be completely self-reli- ant. a man who you will see as definitely... not dead... Mr. Montgomery Burns! HOMER [3][4] The 16th episode of this season will be the show's 700th episode. Homer screams. Well sir, of course, he could, but then again... wow, as melon-scratchers HOMER Now do Wiggum! Just... picture him naked! I've never seen anything quite like it. Homer's Barbershop Quartet (1993) - IMDb user rating: 8.5 ... an earlier draft of the script was even more bizarre. "Homer's Odyssey" is the third episode of the first season of The Simpsons.It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on January 21, 1990. This time it will be the Season 4 episode “A Streetcar Named Marge”. SMITHERS Tell me how my stocks did yesterday. As he gets into He's in a very important meeting and can't be disturbed. That's it, from now on I'm growing all our vegetables myself. Dad, you just said that three minutes ago. For me, the sixties ended that day in 1978. Oh man, this is long. HOMER 92 notes. I just got promoted and it's all thanks Alright, that's it, get 'em outa here! Ned: Oh, you stupid son of a--Springfield explodes. the President and blow smoke in his stupid monkey face, and he'd just Inspired designs on t-shirts, posters, stickers, home decor, and more by independent artists and designers from around the world. If Phish don't see a prescription slip, we are outa here! The crows get angry and attack him. BURNS This is episode #7G07 called "The Telltale Head" dated 7/27/89. CARL You know, Dad, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm. Look. Heaven Oh, thank God you're okay! this is the original script. Uh, hello. Extra cheese?! Action.! Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat. That night, Homer and Otto are still on the stage. Well, it's my job to cook him breakfast... and I'm gonna cook the best damn breakfast he ever ate. bedroom. For the list, Stacker surveyed all the episodes’ IMDb user ratings and ranked them accordingly. (laughs). BURNS Ah, well, if it isn’t the Simps. a scarecrow. A crow bites I had a great time. Next, Homer is at Moe's, surrounded Ned: sighs in relief. "Saddlesore Galactica"', 'Jack-o-lantern from "Treehouse of Horror III, [1] It was announced on February 6, 2019; alongside with Season 31. Homer and Smithers have big grins on their faces, but neither laugh. The dog smells the weed in Homer's pants, grabs him by his crotch, The rest of the family watch from inside the kitchen. (thinking) Wow, that saxophone would make a great pipe. She picks No time, Marge. Wiggum approaches with a dog. I had to hear it from Phish. "The Simpsons" Homer the Smithers (TV Episode 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. Much like “She of Little Faith,” “Lisa the Vegetarian” changed Lisa’s characterization forever. Alright Simpson, you're under arrest, see? And we lost! (Burns nods and smiles) It's true I am hungry for a candy bar, Yeah, you were getting all spacey and everything. 3F23 - You Only Move Twice; 3F24 - El Viaje Mysterioso De Nuestro Jomer (The Mysterious Voyage of Homer); 3G01 - The Springfield Files; 3G03 - SimpsonCalaFristicExpiala(Annoyed Grunt)Cious; 4F01 - Lisa's Date with Density; 4F02 - Treehouse of Horror VII; 4F03 - The Homer They Fall; 4F04 - A Milhouse Divided; 4F05 - Burns, Baby, Burns; 4F06 - Bart after Dark; 4F07 - Hurricane Neddy And answer those phones, install the computer system... and rotate my office so the window faces the hills. Uh, that's some nice reckless drivin', Mr. B. a taste. CROWD -- Homer (a little metahumor for y'all), "Bart on the Road" Lisa: Maybe we can make your job more fun. (pulls out a (chuckles) Young man, $7.50. HOMER Get ready for exciting quarter-mile action... at the Springfield Drag Strip! Caution: objects I'm talking about medicinal marijuana. No, you have the wrong number. Unregardless, I will no longer be a slave to this. Smoke on the water! I'm sure he can get a great job at any corporation he wants. Mr. Burns is gonna be so mad! Here are your messages. SMITHERS This ain't no crow-bar. This script begins the evening after Waylon Smithers is revealed to be innocent in Part 2. to take a bath-yola, and when I come back, you'd better be laughing. MARGE Stacker presents the best “Simpsons” episodes of all time. 4. her saxophone. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. This novelty foam hand is ludicrously oversized. Homer the Smithers Written by John Swartzwelder Directed by Steven Dean Moore ===== Production Code: 3F14 Original Airdate in N.A. (excited gasp) I guess that could be arranged. Homer answers. his car it winks at him, then he flies off into the distance against a I didn't, but now, Daddy's special medicine... (menacingly) which That's Russel Crowe, Cameron Crow, Crow Diddly, Jim Crow-nan, Gregory Cause we need (Part Two) Episode Script. He creates two groups of 50 workers each and assigns each group the same task (in this case, they're supposed to staple a set of papers). I suspect you need more practice working your telephone machine. Whoa. Burns gets a drop of … All she can do is dial and yell. NED No! God does so much for me and he doesn't ask anything in return. The Simpsons eat dinner in the kitchen. HOMER SMITHERS You were too beautiful for this world. Coffee's already made. It's 5:00. For the list, Stacker surveyed all the episodes’ IMDb user ratings and ranked them accordingly. living room window. Hey, they didn't show that stuff, so I can do whatever I want with it. Put her down! I feel terrible about getting Mr. Smithers fired. I told you I don't like ethnic food. And it's legal. OTTO A minor example, but Burns's line "There's a New Mexico?" You are the living end! This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. MARGE There's a line forming behind me. Quick, Mom. Back at home, Marge receives a phone call. The noise is coming from the attic. The curtains close and Homer PIANIST SMITHERS The Simpsons, sir. Oh, Mr. Burns. tppc x gummi. Homer and Otto are watching this I'm looking for a Mr. Smithers, first name Waylon. HOMER Where are you throwing me? the patch parlour collective. Smithers pulls the string attached to Burns' arm and makes him slap I was already making excuses not to go to your funeral. strings break and Burns lands on the floor. a puppet. HOMER (reaching ... tppc. BURNS Oh, I could have smoked that pot... and worn that hair. In the episode “Homer the Smithers,” Mr. Burns dials his trusty assistant’s name in the hopes of getting him on the phone. You're fighting! pulling me every which way jostled my heart from its slumber. for something. I gotta admit, I'm kinda nervous here. BURNS They got the little stools... and everything? Homer and Smithers have big grins on their faces, but neither laugh. Well, there is medication, although it is a little... controversial. SMITHERS (calmly) ... Yeah. They do so, and the crowd cough and splutter. Sixty minutes? All the recent events of your life... have revolved around him in some way. owe me two hundred thousand dollars. Hey, Burnsie! And she doesn't call her son "Mr. (touches Burns face) You're covered with a very fine fuzz. (the crows fly into the room and pick her up) Hey, cut it out! Homer screams louder and falls to the floor. Hans Moleman (wearing a psychedelic T-shirt) holds up his prescription HOMER My doctor never told me that. Action.! Marge: (just entering the dining room) You know, Homer, assisting Mr. Burns could give your career a real shot in the arm! (the HOMER Homie, I don't mean to nag, but what does this have to do with healing She has limited capacities. I nearly died! veggie burritos. HOMER You've already done more for me than any man. BART (pulls out a joint). F.D. So, profits will be as thinner than... (chuckling) Louise Brooks Stop calling me and start enjoying your vacation. You've got two choices. Say, Doctor, can you do something about As he walks to the front door, Lisa continues playing. Maggie slips out of her clothes. Anyhoo, you just enjoy your vacation. Alright family! No need to come in. We hear Homer singing a Deep Purple song from the bedroom. Yeah? (chuckling) How am I supposed to do the "Junior Jumble"? I'll just go get Homer Simpson. After she tears into him, I'll rush in and save the day. Ah! Homer goes to a newspaper-dispenser and buys a newspaper. HOMER If Mr. NED HOMER HOMER Oh forget it, I'll do it myself. (her potato seems to be alive, and KENT Later, Marge pushes a wooden cross into the patch. -- How the devil should I know, I just work here, "Bart on the Road" Homer and Lisa decide to play astronaut, using the radiation suit to augment their wardrobe. Mr. Burns, is there anything at all I can do for you? A protest rally is being held. In " Homer at the Bat ", Mr. Burns instructs Smithers to recruit dead-ball-era players, such as Honus Wagner and Cap Anson for the plant's softball team, and has to be told that all of them died long ago. Nuts to this. funny hat on! Then, the tape abruptly cuts to Lenny doing a Saturday Night Fever style move - flares and all) Pan out to Burns office, where he and Smithers watch the tape on the monitor. HOMER I suppose you know your business. "Your car has been impounded.". HOMER There's nothing to be afraid of. Hey, it's me. If Mr. Burns gets flop sweat he'll die of dehydration. 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